Crossbow

A signature weapon that can be used in a zombie apocalypse

Main users include Dwight & Daryl from TWD

Hey aren't you going to kill that zombie with a gun , No I got a crossbow instead

Crossbow by Oneshotduke March 23, 2017

crossbow

1.(Common) An ancient/medieval ranged weapon more properly known as an "Arbaleste", which consisted of a small bow put across what developed into a gun-stock, and shot with a trigger.
2.(Slang) Something archaic, that has some modern features but is too old to be truly useful.

1. King Richard I was killed by a bolt from a crossbow.
2. That fucking icebox is such a crossbow, I wish I had a real fridge!

crossbow by anonomous man September 15, 2005

crossbow

Synonym for awesome.

I just wanted to say how effing crossbow sharks are.

crossbow by Peer Pressure July 18, 2009

crossbow

A bow and arrow on steroids.

Use of steroids on bows and arrows was banned in the U.S. by 1987 Bows Rights Act but it is still common practice in many parts of the world. Many people see this treatment of bows and arrows unethical even though crossbows are rad.

crossbow by Pseudonym A. Nonymous March 16, 2017

Crossbow

Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.

Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.

Crossbow by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

Crossbow

When your female half is taking a shit and you have to piss and piss between her legs

Bro my girl had to shit but I also had to piss so I gave her the good ole crossbow

Crossbow by Scorby33 September 20, 2026

Crossbow roulette 

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

Crossbow roulette by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008