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The Waking Dead is an AMC tv show now starting it's second season !
Yo mate, you've watched that new TWD episode ?
No, it's out already ?
by moood99 October 17, 2011
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The act or crime of texting while driving.
Dave: When Dad finds out you got a TWD, he's gonna beat your ass!

Mike: I know, but do you think he's going to take my phone away?

Dave: Right after he beats your ass.
by NoContest December 17, 2010
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Thottie While Drunk.
A female that allows for her inner hoe to come out while consuming alcohol.
Guy 1: Yo that party was crazy
Guy 2: Yeah bruh your girl is definitely TWD
Guy 1: Whats that mean?
Guy 2: She's thirties while drunk
by MattyIce21 November 11, 2014
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Texting while driving. Using any mobile device's non-phone capabilities while driving a vehicle, especially those that require a lot of input and concentration, such as sending text messages.
Dave was TWD and nearly ran the car off the road when he missed the bend in the road.
by WTF Is This unique enough 4 ya December 12, 2008
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Also referred to as Tiger Wooded. It's when your wife beats the shit out of you with golf clubs for cheating on her.

can also be used to describe when a girl that weighs less then 100 pounds beats you're ass for the world to see
Jim: Damn man what happend to Chuck

Sean: He got T.W.'d when his wife found out he was cheating on her
Matt: dude did you watch the news last night?

Evan: when the news caster got his ass kicked by his wife?

Matt: Yeah, he got T.W.'d
by seanbatch December 08, 2009
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Total World Domination

Gaming: To achieve complete control of a map/level, defeating/subjugating all NPC, AI and human opponents.

Life: Follow in the footsteps of Alexander the Great, Atilla The Hun, Genghis Khan, Charlemagne, Caesar, Hitler, modern CEOs, Sarah Kerrigan etc.
To win this map, you simply have to achieve TWD.

One person with TWD as a life goal and the skills carry it through to might bring world peace. Two or more people like this will bring the end of the world.
by Sukon Matic February 08, 2013
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short for "texting while driving".
The Police reports stated that the deceased who caused athe fatal five car accident was at fault due to the driver was while driving.
by BruinKiller3469 August 31, 2009
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