Cronying

Bringing in your friends to fill roles so they can support you without actually being any good at what they do. The verb of cronyism.

"I can't believe you got kicked out."
"It's because Pete was cronying and brought in loads of people just to get rid of me."

Cronying by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green April 1, 2026

Cronking 

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.

"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"

Cronking by Partay Pat September 15, 2012

cronging 

instead of cringing

bro 1- that shit is so fucking cronge, brother!
bro 2- wait, what the fuck is cronge, brethren?
bro 1- bro it’s like cringe but instead it’s cronge. like i’m fuckin cronging, man!

cronging by yeeyeeswaggee August 20, 2018

croning 

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

croning by Hakko December 21, 2003

croning 

skull fucking

"I croned Meghan yesterday"

croning by DJD December 21, 2003

Croning 

Mining specifically diamond ores in mincraft.

I was croning in the mines today. We're gonna be rich!

Croning by Vanice June 5, 2021

Cronking Yah Gonk 

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

Cronking Yah Gonk by fliip3 May 17, 2022