seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 05, 2004
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nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)
"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Dwang

The term given to an old man's long penis.

Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis.
"I hope I have a dwang when I'm old"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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GGF

(G)o (G)et (F)ucked

Can be said out loud only if teachers are around. Otherwise it is quite lame to do so.
"Dude, you suck"
"GGF!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.
"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"
by DJD April 18, 2004
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