DJD's definitions

soggy anus

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

by DJD December 20, 2003

GGF

(G)o (G)et (F)ucked

Can be said out loud only if teachers are around. Otherwise it is quite lame to do so.

"Dude, you suck"
"GGF!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.

"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"

by DJD April 18, 2004