Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
by fliip3 January 21, 2022
Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
by fliip3 May 18, 2022
When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.
Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!
Sounds tubular broski!
by fliip3 March 28, 2022
The small bug you use as a weapon in half life that has a really stupid forgettable official name, henceforth it is now known as “glubby”
by fliip3 March 02, 2022