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cronging 

bro 1- that shit is so fucking cronge, brother!
bro 2- wait, what the fuck is cronge, brethren?
bro 1- bro it’s like cringe but instead it’s cronge. like i’m fuckin cronging, man!
cronging by yeeyeeswaggee August 20, 2018
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inwardly cringing 

When you feel your stomach turn, that it's a silent cringe just not on your face.
I'm inwardly cringing at that photo of us back in high school. So embarrassing!
inwardly cringing by r333k0 September 15, 2011
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chonging 

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases
dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud
chonging by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd 

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.
Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Chonging Turd by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Cronking 

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.
"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"
Cronking by Partay Pat September 15, 2012

pathetic cringing little milksop 

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.

Crogging 

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging
Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”
Crogging by MelvMax111 May 6, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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