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Crinkled 

A slang word used to describe someone who is drunk .
“I’m gonna get so crinkled at the New Year’s party”

crinkled 

One step further than getting crunk.
My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.
crinkled by showboat4 March 13, 2010

Crinkled 

When your teammate hits somebody for what they think is a lot, that then turns out to be a little

or could be that there just trash at the game and try to pretend that they did something good when in actually they're worse than shit
trash friend: yo hes one shot hes actually crinkled

you: *shoots him a ton of times* bro hes not 1 shot hes full health
Crinkled by RiskyBiscuit June 3, 2021

Crinkled 

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.
I got so crinkled last night after drinking that booze we snuck into the party.
Crinkled by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022

crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.
she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)
crinkled starfish by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

Crinkled Star 

The anus.
Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.
Crinkled Star by Ocram April 28, 2003
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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