chonkle
the combination of chonging and tinkling, usually causes the chonger to exhale marijuana out of your penishole
oh M8 i just chonkled
chonkle by Queefonmybeef May 17, 2017
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Chonkle
Chonkle by Quonkleboi March 16, 2024
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Chonkle chistol by anonymous October 15, 2021
Chonkle fadonkle
Oatis: oh my Lordy funkle chunkle ruby is such a Chonkle fadonkle, she’s so so so so so so stinky and that is not bombers
Soomer: agreed she just stinks up the whole Parliament House, with her stinky stanky chunky farts
Cadevie: especially when she shits her pants when she’s nervous with boys, so so stinky
Oatis: agreement, she also projectile snots all over her stinky stanky girlfriend aprilious they love to bath in the juices
Soomer: they also love to spray there sweat on each ear like Selena
*Selena walks into the bathtub with the others*
Selena: was thy chunkle Dunkley chatting about meeeeee?
Cadevie: no great one, we are talking about ruby
Selena: oh, the stinky stanky one?
Soomer: ah.
*Ruby emerges from oatis’ ear*
Oatis: ouchies
Ruby: gcyuisdgfuhksqdgjkchagsduhvdfsuvyg
*ruby sneezes then dies and Selena starts aggressively making out with Cadevie*
Soomer: agreed she just stinks up the whole Parliament House, with her stinky stanky chunky farts
Cadevie: especially when she shits her pants when she’s nervous with boys, so so stinky
Oatis: agreement, she also projectile snots all over her stinky stanky girlfriend aprilious they love to bath in the juices
Soomer: they also love to spray there sweat on each ear like Selena
*Selena walks into the bathtub with the others*
Selena: was thy chunkle Dunkley chatting about meeeeee?
Cadevie: no great one, we are talking about ruby
Selena: oh, the stinky stanky one?
Soomer: ah.
*Ruby emerges from oatis’ ear*
Oatis: ouchies
Ruby: gcyuisdgfuhksqdgjkchagsduhvdfsuvyg
*ruby sneezes then dies and Selena starts aggressively making out with Cadevie*
Chonkle fadonkle by justin beibers wiener May 14, 2023
r/chonkers
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
r/chonkers
A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020