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Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.
"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"
Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”
Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"
Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.
"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"
bromeister by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

chlomeister

a person who is really good at everything, taskmaster, also known as a child prodigy; cPang
man that guy is such a chlomeister...im so jealous.
chlomeister by aweruionbflasjl November 11, 2006

Fromeister

Someone who perfects and takes pride in their Fro, Spending much time and effort to keeping it perfect.
"You see that guy's fro? He must be a fromeister!
Fromeister by DA MUFFIN KING. September 14, 2008

cummeister 

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community
Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*
cummeister by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005