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Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.
"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"
Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009
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cuntmeister 

what a complete cuntmeister.
cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010
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cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.
1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"

Cromeister 

Used as a name or title you give to people who have earned the final level of complete friendship and trust with you. These are your ride-or-die's, and people that you trust the most/are best friends with.

Derivative from the words "Cro" or "Cronem", and the suffix "meister".
"Yo cromeister"
"Look who it is, it's the cromeister!"
Cromeister by Aggin&Aggin November 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004