Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

cuntmeister 

a meister of cunts.

what a complete cuntmeister.

cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.

1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"

cranmeister by the 1 nd only liam April 21, 2009

Cromeister 

Used as a name or title you give to people who have earned the final level of complete friendship and trust with you. These are your ride-or-die's, and people that you trust the most/are best friends with.

Derivative from the words "Cro" or "Cronem", and the suffix "meister".

"Yo cromeister"
"Look who it is, it's the cromeister!"

Cromeister by Aggin&Aggin November 19, 2022