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chlomeister

a person who is really good at everything, taskmaster, also known as a child prodigy; cPang
man that guy is such a chlomeister...im so jealous.
chlomeister by aweruionbflasjl November 11, 2006
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Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”
Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"
Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

Chubmeister 

A Chubmeister is a person who is a, for example, loser or is stupid. It can be used loosely. It can also mean someone who has a lot of chub (fat, who is fat). It can also be used as a playful insult, teasing.
It can be used as a noun, verb, or adj.
She's SUCH a chubmeister!

Look at him chubmeistering across the street! What a loser!
Chubmeister by Ncc1234 January 9, 2008

charmeister 

A nickname for an extremely popular person, given only to the coolest of the cool.
Dude, that jock is such a charmeister.
charmeister by cc-money July 26, 2007

Chinmeister 

If you don't know what this is, them I'm sorry to tell you, you are one
Quit being a chinmeister
Chinmeister by brdbdw September 27, 2020

Clomeister

A girl whom is being, or is always, fun to be around and a little bit crazy. Conversations often revolve around firing people and general meglomania.
Guy: "Hey, check out this drawing I did. <link>"
Clomeister: "Sorry, it's taking aaages to load. Unless you drew white. Then. WOOH for you!"
Guy "Haha Clomeister. The internet is fired."
Clomeister by Ralanaitor December 27, 2007

Chillmeister 

Definition 1: This person is usually known as a Daisy

Definition 2: This person usually sleeps or naps constantly throughout the day and has a chill life
"I have a chillmeister as a girlfriend"
Chillmeister by mater167 March 29, 2019
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