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Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.
"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"
Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Crankmister 

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
Crankmister by Marlie May 27, 2005

crankmeister 

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'
innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill
crankmeister by danny88 October 1, 2007

charmeister 

A nickname for an extremely popular person, given only to the coolest of the cool.
Dude, that jock is such a charmeister.
charmeister by cc-money July 26, 2007

Chinmeister 

If you don't know what this is, them I'm sorry to tell you, you are one
Quit being a chinmeister
Chinmeister by brdbdw September 27, 2020

Capmeister 

Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.

Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.
Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*

Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”
Capmeister by Pears On Special March 27, 2022