cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.

1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"

by the 1 nd only liam April 21, 2009

Cretmeister

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Crankmister

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why

Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!

by Marlie May 27, 2005

crankmeister

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'

innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill

by danny88 October 1, 2007

charmeister

A nickname for an extremely popular person, given only to the coolest of the cool.

Dude, that jock is such a charmeister.

by cc-money July 26, 2007

Chinmeister

If you don't know what this is, them I'm sorry to tell you, you are one

Quit being a chinmeister

by brdbdw September 27, 2020

Capmeister

Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.

Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.

Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*

Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”

by Pears On Special March 27, 2022