Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”

Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"

Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

Clomeister

A girl whom is being, or is always, fun to be around and a little bit crazy. Conversations often revolve around firing people and general meglomania.

Guy: "Hey, check out this drawing I did. <link>"
Clomeister: "Sorry, it's taking aaages to load. Unless you drew white. Then. WOOH for you!"
Guy "Haha Clomeister. The internet is fired."

Clomeister by Ralanaitor December 27, 2007

cloister fuck 

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 24, 2008

Cloister 

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

Cloister by Knot u December 11, 2018

chlomeister

a person who is really good at everything, taskmaster, also known as a child prodigy; cPang

man that guy is such a chlomeister...im so jealous.

chlomeister by aweruionbflasjl November 11, 2006

cloister fuck 

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 15, 2008

Cloisterdoinked 

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

Cloisterdoinked by tubesintubes August 11, 2016