Clomeister

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Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”

Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"

Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

Words you can keep

Clomeister

A girl whom is being, or is always, fun to be around and a little bit crazy. Conversations often revolve around firing people and general meglomania.

Guy: "Hey, check out this drawing I did. <link>"
Clomeister: "Sorry, it's taking aaages to load. Unless you drew white. Then. WOOH for you!"
Guy "Haha Clomeister. The internet is fired."

Clomeister by Ralanaitor December 27, 2007

Related Words

Clomeister • chlomeister • Cromeister • cloister fuck • Cloister • Capmeister • Cloisterdoinked • cloister kitten • cloisterphobia • coonmeister

cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 24, 2008

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

Cloister by Knot u December 11, 2018

chlomeister

a person who is really good at everything, taskmaster, also known as a child prodigy; cPang

man that guy is such a chlomeister...im so jealous.

chlomeister by aweruionbflasjl November 11, 2006

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 15, 2008

Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

Cloisterdoinked by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026