CroMagnon
before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being
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cromagnon teen
one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.
Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.
cromagnon teen by ocsk8punk May 3, 2005
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Chromeagnon
An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.
Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.
Chromeagnon by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 2, 2011
cromagnum bitch
A woman who turns some simple sex for a real relationship by sticking to the extent of wanting to determine your every move
John: who is that calling you all the time lately
Hunk: man it's the girl I fucked last Friday
John: uh cromagnum bitch ?
Hunk: danm right
Hunk: man it's the girl I fucked last Friday
John: uh cromagnum bitch ?
Hunk: danm right
cromagnum bitch by young sevo July 8, 2018
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cro-magnon
A person who has no eyebrows, a huge forehead and is very unpopular. Claims to have alot of friends but only has their family as friends. A person who is very annoying and you have to slap them on the forehead constantly.
cro-magnon by MUSGROVE September 30, 2009
Bromagnon
Slothful inner city types, usually of a dark complexion. Bromagnons usually huddle in small groups on porches, street corners and outside 7-11s. Don't have a job or any need of it. Survive on handouts, leftovers from trash cans and candy stolen from bank lobbies. Usually speak in 1 or 2 word sentences or with short grunts and waving of the arms, or knocking their knuckles on street pavement and light poles.
Bromagnon by ShiniGami666 May 22, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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