cro-fagnon

A brutish, masculine, and possibly athletic, gay man. Traits include (but are not limited to) shaved heads, prominent body hair, a love of sports, and unibrows. Not to be confused with their cousin, the bear.

We were down at the club, and an entire rugby team showed up and started dancing to Celine Dion remixes. I was surrounded by cro-fagnons.

cro-fagnon by HandjobMcPickleshins July 24, 2012

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cromagnon teen

one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.

Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.

cromagnon teen by ocsk8punk May 3, 2005

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CroMagnon

before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being

dude, i cromagnoned sally, but i missed and got a wad in her hair!

CroMagnon by MamboPie February 23, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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