A brutish, masculine, and possibly athletic, gay man. Traits include (but are not limited to) shaved heads, prominent body hair, a love of sports, and unibrows. Not to be confused with their cousin, the bear.
We were down at the club, and an entire rugby team showed up and started dancing to Celine Dion remixes. I was surrounded by cro-fagnons.
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Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.
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before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being
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