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short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
Midgets by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023

Midgets Gone Wild 

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs
did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

midgets under water 

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

midgets arse 

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.
I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.
midgets arse by Bambino May 6, 2006

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008