Bromagnon 

Slothful inner city types, usually of a dark complexion. Bromagnons usually huddle in small groups on porches, street corners and outside 7-11s. Don't have a job or any need of it. Survive on handouts, leftovers from trash cans and candy stolen from bank lobbies. Usually speak in 1 or 2 word sentences or with short grunts and waving of the arms, or knocking their knuckles on street pavement and light poles.

Yo yo, lets get across the street before the Bromagnons on that porch shake us down.

Bromagnon by ShiniGami666 May 22, 2008

bro magnon 

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.

Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.

bro magnon by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006

bromano 

A mix between the words hermano (spanish word for brother) and brother.

Jim: hey whats up my bromano?
Tim: Not much my bromano. You?...

bromano by bloodmoon15 October 7, 2009

Brotagonist 

The main character (or protagonist) from the Persona series on games. A portmanteau of Bro and Protagonist.

Most fans and the creator of the series have called the player's character "Brotagonist"

--What should the Brotagonist do today in persona 4?

--I don't know, dude, all the options are boring.

Brotagonist by Perusa July 11, 2009

brotagonist 

The main male subject of a story.

Useful for describing white trash "bros" or black "bros" (short form of brothers) in a situation. Very good for watching movies.

c: Man, he just drove into a train!
d: What? How did he do that? I just went to the washroom for a minute!
c: Well, the brotagonist was driving right beside him on a motorcycle, and he managed to hit a jump, avoiding the train. The other jerk went into the side of the boxcar.
d: Dude. No joke!

a: Did you hear the latest R Kelly track?
b: No, dude I did not. Is it good?
a: Sort of. In it, the brotagonist is talking about making a sexual video with a young girl. It hit a little close to home.
b: No joke.

brotagonist by Silent Erik December 25, 2008

brotagonist 

Your main bro/best friend

You're like the brotagonist of my life, man. Like, if my life was a book... then yea.

brotagonist by K-Town McPawesome March 18, 2008

bro-magnon 

When your buddy has become so drunk, he's de-evolutioned.

Hey man, you'd better stop, your pretty much a bro-magnon.

bro-magnon by Jay_H February 11, 2007