wide mouth

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!

by MamboPie February 04, 2011

CroMagnon

before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being

dude, i cromagnoned sally, but i missed and got a wad in her hair!

by MamboPie February 04, 2011