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Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
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crock pottin

The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
by DJ Or Derb April 5, 2011
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Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.
by Joeman575 July 9, 2017
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Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.
My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.
by JBerg81 April 26, 2019
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crockpotter

One who checks into a hotel who typically has a lower income, usually brings a lot of items including crockpots, asks for assistance from a bell attendant and does not tip.
The bellman went to assist the guest with their luggage. when he opened the trunk he realized they were a bunch of crockpotters.
by crockpotter25 May 3, 2018
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