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Crock-potted 

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
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Crock-potted 

To be turned on slowly, over time
Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

Crock-Potted 

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
Crock-Potted by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

Crock potted 

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
Crock potted by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

crockpottery 

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.
Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.
crockpottery by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016

Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.
My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.
Crockpotted by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

crockpotter 

One who checks into a hotel who typically has a lower income, usually brings a lot of items including crockpots, asks for assistance from a bell attendant and does not tip.
The bellman went to assist the guest with their luggage. when he opened the trunk he realized they were a bunch of crockpotters.
crockpotter by crockpotter25 May 3, 2018
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