Crockpotting
The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Crockpotting by Joeman575 July 9, 2017
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Crockpotting
When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing
Crockpotting by Po-dawg October 28, 2014
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crockpotting
when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick
“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now”
crockpotting by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023
Cockpotting
The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
Sunday Crock Potting
The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
Sunday Crock Potting by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Crockpottin’
Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
Crockpottin’ by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Crock Potting
Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
Crock Potting by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016
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