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Crockpottin’ 

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
Crockpottin’ by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.
In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.
Crackpottery by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017

cockrotter 

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011

Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.
Crockpotting by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

cockotter 

a term for someone who you show no respect to.
Go to hell cockotter!
cockotter by Dead Girl June 19, 2006

crockpottery 

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.
Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.
crockpottery by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016