Crocketif

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When you so angry at someone because they stepped on the back of your shoes. It shoes anger, but with a passion.

" GOOD CROCKETIF REBECCA WATCH WERE YOUR GOING."

Crocketif by Teepopuppet18 October 16, 2018

Words you can keep

The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

Related Words

Crocketif • cricketing • crocket • crockett • Cocketizer • Cocktify • crockett kid • Chocketian • cockerific • Cocketition

Crocket

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

Crocket by Go2 May 10, 2008

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

Tubbs and Crockett by Yabels September 10, 2010

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

watering the cricketfield by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

cricketing

The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.

Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.

cricketing by Bam 9 August 22, 2010

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

Davey Crockett Hat by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026