Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

Cocketizer

A foreplay blowjob.

"Yeah, I hooked up with Danielle last night. Started off with a cocketizer before the main course."

by hobbit511 November 24, 2017

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

Cocketeer

A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.

This locker room is full of cocketeers.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

cockatier

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.

You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.

by fronc08 January 23, 2011

cockeimers

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)

Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Pocketizer

When you keep a snack in your pocket just Incase you get hungry before dinner

Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock

Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.

Liz: that would be great

Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)

by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018