Crocket 

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

Crocket by Go2 May 10, 2008

Crocket 

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

Crocket by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

crocket 

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.

I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.

crocket by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007

crocket cone 

and ice cream cone where the cone is filled with ice cream then leveled off even with the edge of the cone.

I dont want too much ice cream. Just make me a Crocket cone.

crocket cone by chrs885 August 3, 2003

Davey Crocket 

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.

I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.

Davey Crocket by Crocketman July 18, 2012

Davey Crocket 

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.

Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.

Davey Crocket by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

davy crocket by Wunderboy January 27, 2008