Croaxed

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.

The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture

by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019

Croated

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.

THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.

by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019

croaked

Ruined, poor performance, messed up, or dead. A combination of crushed, killed and croak.

When playing golf, John scored a triple bogey on hole 5. He really got croaked on that hole.

by mindmaster July 25, 2006

croaked

Frogs... Nature's death tool.

The old man just croaked... probably "frog" play was involved.

by Smithareens February 22, 2013

croixed

verb to hook up with an unattractive woman

Dude why would Jake ever bring that ugly girl over?

I don't know man, but he definitely croixed.

by l a d y g a g a March 26, 2023

croaked it

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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers

by anonymous October 20, 2020

croaked it

insertnamefuckingdies.mp4

guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers

by anonymous October 20, 2020