Croated 

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.

THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.

Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019

Croated 

You are Cracked and Goated on any video game

I'm Croated on the sticks

Croated by Bot Jonesy July 23, 2019

Croated 

When the Fortnite player that destroys you is cracked and goated!

croated

Croated by TGS Medo August 16, 2019

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

Lara Crofted 

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object

Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!

Lara Crofted by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Croaxed 

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.

The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture

Croaxed by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019