The act of embracing all of the imperfections and kinks in your personality, not following what the majority believes and striving to be your true self.
"I don't care if the party won't fuck with this fit, I am Croized and wearin this makes me feel good"
Rejecting becoming the person that is desired by others, instead choosing to embrace the weird and unique side of your personality, to be your true self and break free of the pressure to follow the norm.
Max: "Scott's party is not going to like that outfit, its too gothic. Just wear a jersey like all of us, and try to be chill around them."
Alec: "MF I am Croized af, imma wear this outfit cause it makes me feel good about myself, and I don't care what the party thinks imma get lit af to bladee and carti af."
Max: "oh damn you right, Imma go put my skirt on to defy gender norms and be Croized af as well!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!