Crissmuss 

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!

Crissmuss by pseudononymous December 10, 2004

Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.

Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.

Crussmus by KImCobain February 27, 2015

Crispmus 

A holiday that falls on February 29th. It involves a delicious lunch including; bean cobbler, pot pie, and asparagus. During lunch each person holds hands and sings the Crispmus holiday song, in unison. In the evening the Crispmus sock puppet comes and brings paperbags full of wood glue, later that night everyone gets to sing, cheer, and make beautiful birdhouses amongst their loved ones and celebrators of crispmus!

"Hey, what's going on tonight?"
"OH, it's Crispmus lunch, bro! Then tonight we gotta make our birdhouses!"
"OH WORD, COUNT ME IN!"

Crispmus by Billy Dempsify November 2, 2011

Cristmassy 

A way of describing something or time that feels like cristmas

The atmosphere today feels so cristmassy

Cristmassy by Ahumanthatexists November 6, 2020

Family Crisismess 

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.

Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess

Family Crisismess by Studio19 December 29, 2009

Classmussen 

(Adv., Adj.) - A blatant display of social inequality while in the surroundings of utmost class.

Ex: So, we were enjoying some delightful Cabernet Sauvignon and a lovely fruit & cheese plate, when Matt lit a business card aflame upon being presented with it. That's totally classmussen.

Classmussen by Johnny Define September 26, 2006

Cristmass Table 

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

Cristmass Table by Monsterball November 22, 2005