A holiday that falls on February 29th. It involves a delicious lunch including; bean cobbler, pot pie, and asparagus. During lunch each person holds hands and sings the Crispmus holiday song, in unison. In the evening the Crispmus sock puppet comes and brings paperbags full of wood glue, later that night everyone gets to sing, cheer, and make beautiful birdhouses amongst their loved ones and celebrators of crispmus!
"Hey, what's going on tonight?"
"OH, it's Crispmus lunch, bro! Then tonight we gotta make our birdhouses!"
"OH WORD, COUNT ME IN!"
"OH, it's Crispmus lunch, bro! Then tonight we gotta make our birdhouses!"
"OH WORD, COUNT ME IN!"
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n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.
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