Cristmassy

A way of describing something or time that feels like cristmas

The atmosphere today feels so cristmassy

by Ahumanthatexists November 6, 2020

ChristmAss Crack

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

christmassy

Special mood during Christmas.
Feeling the Christmas spirit.

I'm feeling very christmassy atm!

by Tp<3 December 27, 2006

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

by John Superman December 7, 2013

Cristmas

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.

Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.

by Jon Solo October 4, 2018

Merry Cristmyass

just another way to say merry christmas when you've had it with shopping, parking, and people and you cant wait for the holidays to be over...

John: "Merry Christmas Jane"! Jane: "Merry Cristmyass to you to Sweetie"

by pieinyoureye December 20, 2009

Christmessy

Having too many drinks over Christmas celebrations, and becoming a bit (or a lot) of a mess.

Mark: "Did you see Joe last night at the Christmas party?"
Mary: "Yeah! He was definitely feeling christmessy"

Robyn (grabbing the bottle of wine): "I'm feeling so christmessy today"

by Aus Rat December 27, 2011