KImCobain's definitions

Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.

The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.

by KImCobain July 9, 2017

Public Transportation Loser

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

by KImCobain October 18, 2015

borg drone

1. A collective proper noun for employees of a suffocating and controlling heinous corporate collective, usually a big insurance company, functioning as drones in a hive mindset. The Borg Drone's ultimate goal is "achieving perfection" on performance evaluations, and is assimilated by violent means of corporate X management control, negative feedback, and the ultimate threat of termination in order to maximize the bottom line for the corporation. This ensures huge bonuses and job security for management.

2. A fictional alien race that appears as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. Aside from being the main threat in First Contact, the Borg play major roles in The Next Generation and Voyager television series, primarily as an invasion threat to the United Federation of Planets, and serve as the way home to the Alpha Quadrant for isolated Federation starship Voyager.

In either scenarios 1 or 2 above, Resistance is Futile.

I was assimilated as a Borg Drone and functioned in a hive mindset in a heinous corporation for many years.

by KImCobain March 4, 2015

headwire

Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.

Blake turned out to be a real headwire.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

HRWhore

A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.

Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.

by KImCobain July 12, 2017

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017