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borg drone

1. A collective proper noun for employees of a suffocating and controlling heinous corporate collective, usually a big insurance company, functioning as drones in a hive mindset. The Borg Drone's ultimate goal is "achieving perfection" on performance evaluations, and is assimilated by violent means of corporate X management control, negative feedback, and the ultimate threat of termination in order to maximize the bottom line for the corporation. This ensures huge bonuses and job security for management.

2. A fictional alien race that appears as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. Aside from being the main threat in First Contact, the Borg play major roles in The Next Generation and Voyager television series, primarily as an invasion threat to the United Federation of Planets, and serve as the way home to the Alpha Quadrant for isolated Federation starship Voyager.

In either scenarios 1 or 2 above, Resistance is Futile.
I was assimilated as a Borg Drone and functioned in a hive mindset in a heinous corporation for many years.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
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Public Transportation Loser

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.
As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.
by KImCobain October 18, 2015
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community college legend

A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.
Dee has those freaky bird eyes.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
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headwire

Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.
Blake turned out to be a real headwire.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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CMA

Christmas Movie Addict - someone who has too much time on their hands and an unhealthy obsession with Christmas movies, usually Hallmark heartstrings, and watches them year round.
Kaitlin needs a hobby or a boyfriend because she's clearly gone CMA.
by KImCobain February 21, 2015
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Land the trick

To accomplish something incredibly well
It's how you land the trick and you really pulled it off!
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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