83 definitions by KImCobain
A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.
As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.
by KImCobain September 2, 2015
Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 16, 2018
1. A collective proper noun for employees of a suffocating and controlling heinous corporate collective, usually a big insurance company, functioning as drones in a hive mindset. The Borg Drone's ultimate goal is "achieving perfection" on performance evaluations, and is assimilated by violent means of corporate X management control, negative feedback, and the ultimate threat of termination in order to maximize the bottom line for the corporation. This ensures huge bonuses and job security for management.
2. A fictional alien race that appears as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. Aside from being the main threat in First Contact, the Borg play major roles in The Next Generation and Voyager television series, primarily as an invasion threat to the United Federation of Planets, and serve as the way home to the Alpha Quadrant for isolated Federation starship Voyager.
In either scenarios 1 or 2 above, Resistance is Futile.
2. A fictional alien race that appears as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. Aside from being the main threat in First Contact, the Borg play major roles in The Next Generation and Voyager television series, primarily as an invasion threat to the United Federation of Planets, and serve as the way home to the Alpha Quadrant for isolated Federation starship Voyager.
In either scenarios 1 or 2 above, Resistance is Futile.
I was assimilated as a Borg Drone and functioned in a hive mindset in a heinous corporation for many years.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
Christmas Movie Addict - someone who has too much time on their hands and an unhealthy obsession with Christmas movies, usually Hallmark heartstrings, and watches them year round.
by KImCobain February 21, 2015
Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
Messy, splintered into 1000 pieces, all over the place, yet meticulously together and beautifully chaotic. A description of pivitol points in the music of the legendary band Nirvana. "Organized Confusion" is the name of the demo recorded by Kurt Cobain in December 1982 at his Aunt Mari Earl's house. Today is February 20, 2015. Kurt Cobain was born on February 20, 1967, and died by self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head on April 5, 1994. He would have been 48 years old today.
Equipped with his electric guitar, Earl's bass, an empty pink Samsonite suitcase and a set of wooden spoons, 15 year old Kurt Cobain set about laying down tracks on Earl's TEAC A-2340 recorder. He named the resulting demo Organized Confusion.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.
by KImCobain July 12, 2017