killer heartbreak

What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.

I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.

by KImCobain February 24, 2015

Nirvana

1. Freedom from pain and suffering in the external world. Blown out, as in a candle. It is composed of three phones:
Ni : out, away from, without
Va: blowing, as in blowing in the wind or smelling
Na: never, do not, should not
Nirvāṇa is a term used in Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism, and Sikhism. It refers to the profound peace of mind that is acquired with moksha, liberation from samsara, or release from a state of suffering, after an often lengthy period of bhāvanā or sādhanā.
2. The best rock band ever fronted by Kurt Cobain.

The nirvana of the Buddhists is shunyata, emptiness, but the nirvana of the Gita means peace and that is why it is described as brahma-nirvana oneness with Brahman.

by KImCobain February 21, 2015

Yaris

Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.

I love my Toyota Yaris.

by KImCobain March 04, 2015

dances with wolves

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.

It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.

by KImCobain February 26, 2015

Hypoyoungguychondria

A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.

Charlie is nearly paralyzed by a case of Hypoyoungguychondria.

by KImCobain February 22, 2015

bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.

Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

HRWhore

A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.

Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.

by KImCobain July 12, 2017