Cristmas
The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
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neighbour1: hey look at my bill its 467
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas
cristmas by anonymous_gang December 7, 2020
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