Cripstine 

Cripstine is Christine’s nickname. She is in crip gang. Ayo crip check! Cripstine is weird and sped but it’s ok because she’s an Avocado. It’s that Periodt type shit.

-alex betancourt

“Hey cripstine I bet you’re single cause you’re an avocado!”

Cripstine by phambamman November 6, 2019

The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.

It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

The New Adventures of Old Christine by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012

Cristine 

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.

Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.

Cristine by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021

Christine locks 

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"

My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.

Christine locks by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011

Christine 

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.

If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.

Christine by Meaning of Christine May 28, 2019

Cripstian 

He is a Hispanic Gang Banger who is part of the Crip gang. He is often seen causing mayhem and Hates a Blood Gang member name Blaudio

" Hey Cripstian, this one Blood Is talking shit bout u son."
" imma beat his ass, and then shank him till he bleeds"
"We gonna show him who boss around this hood!"

Cripstian by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 22, 2018

Christine 

A beautiful woman with long locks and sparkling eyes. Normally has a boyfriend and admirers. Kind and smart. Usually seems depressed or sad. Normal my when people Complement her she usually denies the complement or ignore it

Friend "your so pretty"
Christine"no I'm not"
Friend"your so nice"
Christine ...

Christine by BoiFwend January 21, 2019