Crimiwill

A person that steals from a Goodwill or other thrift store.

They closed the fitting rooms at the thrift store because of all of the crimiwills.

Crimiwill by Balbarian July 21, 2026

criminally negligent humor 

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

criminally negligent humor by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Criminitly 

A old saying used to express surprise or shock. As used by 'The Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham" in the Walt Disney Film "Robin Hood". Pronounced "crime-a-netly".

"Criminitly! It's Robin Hood!"

"Oh criminitly!"

Criminitly by Joe21187 March 3, 2008

criminally pagal 

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

criminally pagal by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

criminally insane 

A mental defect or disease that makes it impossible for a person to understand the wrongfulness of his acts or, even if he understands them, to ditinguish right from wrong.

If anyone is charge with a crime and is found to be criminally insane they cannot be convicted of the crime.

The character Jack Torrance from the Shining was criminally insane.

criminally insane by Penny Acton September 13, 2006

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

Criminally Thicc by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

Critikill

Critical + Kill = CRiTiKiLL.
Critical 1.) Inclined to judge severely and find fault.
2.)Characterized by careful, exact evaluation and judgment: a critical reading.
Kill 1.) A person killed or to be killed: “Infantrymen... had seen too many kills suddenly get up and run away or shoot at them as they approached
2.) To put to death.

CRiTiKiLL is the most ownage player in SOCOM.

Critikill by Derik Davis April 8, 2006