Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.

“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 02, 2021

Krission

A beautiful noun that articulates the act of Krissing someone or being Krissed. The lovely verb “Kris” means to essentially Rickroll someone, but with a video of Kris Jenner dancing.

Synonyms: unknown
Antonyms: de-Krission

“The delicate art of Krission is difficult to perfect.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 07, 2022

Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.

“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 06, 2021

Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 05, 2021

Besite

Like “bestie,” but more sarcastic and arguably better.

“Hey, besite.”
“Hi.”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 05, 2022

Kris

Pronunciation: 🔈Kris (spelled phonetically)
Part of speech: verb
Synonyms: honor, reward, etc.
Antonyms: curse, wrong, etc.
Past tense: Krissed
Infinitive: to Kris
Gerund: Krissing
Syllables: 1
Connotation: positive, exciting, exhilarating, enchanting, bewitching, etc.

“Wow, did you see that Kris Jenner herself Krissed everyone on TikTok?”
“I did see that! I can’t believe how far this whole Krissing thing has gone!”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 01, 2022

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 02, 2021