Criminalley

An alley where an array of criminal acts occur.

Fuck that, I'm not walking down criminalley.

by Jenny Tools February 9, 2013

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

by YAWA March 22, 2019

Criminality

Criminality is a free roam fighting game featuring punishing and unpredictable gameplay with advanced combat mechanics and extensive weaponry. You are in SECTOR-07, the most hostile and uncontrollable sector exiled from civilized society.

The people there are also extremely edgy and toxic.

"-Hey do you know Criminality? It's a roblox game."
"-Oh yeah i've heard of it, it is known for its extreme tocity and edginess"

by Stanlaitiere April 11, 2021

hop on criminality

a term for when you feel like giving yourself stage 5 cancer tumors

i just found out my stage 3 wasn't terminal, wanna hop on criminality?

by Wayyllon August 17, 2021

criminally pagal

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003