Crife

A disposable nicotine vaporizer; a nic stick.

Yo brother let me hit the crife.

by Tiger.Army.Seargant December 1, 2023

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

crier

someone who cries

Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!

by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

crimestop

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.

"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."

by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004