Orphan

A formal word used to describe ones dinner

Have you tried eating the orphans? They're fucking delicious

by BiffTheGooseFucker March 07, 2021

Orphan

Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(

Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Orphan

Someone who does not have a family.

"I am the second worst things that happened to the orphans."

by APersonDuhWhy YouWondering November 30, 2020

Orphan

Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts

“Are you an orphan?”
“yes”
“Alfred get the adoption papers”

by deeznutsupyourmum September 09, 2021

Orphan

A suitable source of food

Yum Yum Yum said the person I am going to eat an Orphan.

by Goose2712 November 22, 2020

orphanize

The act of rendering someone an orphan.

"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"

by Paul X. November 10, 2008

The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.

by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009