Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea
There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.
by Stias September 7, 2005
(verb) when a woman slowly "moves into" her boyfriends place while denying doing so. A form of domestic annexation. Crimea-ing is usually started by a woman marking her territory by cleaning or leaving rather innocuous items behind (eg. a toothbrush, toiletries, pajamas, a change of clothes, feminine products, etc).
Sally told Tim it was just easier to have a toothbrush at his place, but it was all part of her plan to Crimea his place.
by BlueBloke February 21, 2015
- to slowly take over a section of a bar or social gathering with your friends and deny you're taking it over. With or without a smile.
Let's Crimea that section of the bar, everyone should start to spill drinks and be very loud once we get there.
by BlueBoy49 March 8, 2014
Something that belongs to Russia. Since Catherine II seized Crimea in 1783 it always has been Russian and in 2014 Crimea once again reunited with Russia after Ukranian regime and occupation
Hohol: cRiMeA iS oUrs, i LovE mY amErIcAn MaStErs, i lOve tO kIlL chIlDrEn oN doNbaSs anD gLorIfY naZisM
Russian Sigma: Crimea is Russian.
by ZalanBelDahl December 7, 2021
Crimea Is Ukraine which was passed to Russia in a fake referendum.
Crimeans: The referendum was faked!
Putin: Shut up you cows!
by Memesbyme2021 November 5, 2021
As of early 2014, Crimea has returned home to Russia. Крым это Россия!
Crimea is Russian!
by GainTrain June 27, 2014