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Creepsicle

noun. an obnoxious, disturbingly sleazy person who creeps their prey.
She got the chills seeing that creepsicle staring at her from across the way.
by KTdidn't March 6, 2020
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Creamsicle bush

The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
by Bookbagman March 10, 2017
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Creeptile

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.
MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!
by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010
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crapsicle

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
by victahr September 14, 2005
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Cambridge Creamsicle

Orange vanilla seltzer, usually non-alcoholic and often of the Polar Seltzer brand. Growing in popularity among students at Harvard as a healthy yet trendy drink option at social gatherings.
Me: hey man, can I get you anything to drink?
Friend: for sure, thanks. I’d love a Cambridge creamsicle if you have any left!
by Pinguin123 February 9, 2022
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Kentucky creamsicle

The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.
Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.
by Jaredlipp1717 May 19, 2022
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cherry creamsicle

after having intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, pull out your now blood-covered penis right before you come. Allow semen to run down the head and shaft, then make her suck it all clean
"I gave that dirty slut a Cherry Creamsicle last night"
"Wow, I didn't know it was that time of the month. Was she pissed?"
"No, she loved it"
"Creepy..."
by zja January 3, 2009
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