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Crampsicle 


A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
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Capsicle 

A humorous word used in the dialogue of Marvel's 'Avengers Assemble' Movie. A portmanteau word (2 words combined together to make one word e.g. 'Belieber'=Believer+Bieber) 'Capsicle' is the word formed from the combination of Captain and Icicle. Tony Stark, (Iron Man) says this to Captain america during an argument:
Captain America: What?

Iron Man: You might have missed a couple of things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.
Capsicle by RoseWhite81 September 21, 2012

Creamsicle bush 

The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
Creamsicle bush by Bookbagman March 10, 2017

crapsicle 

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
crapsicle by victahr September 14, 2005

Cambridge Creamsicle 

Orange vanilla seltzer, usually non-alcoholic and often of the Polar Seltzer brand. Growing in popularity among students at Harvard as a healthy yet trendy drink option at social gatherings.
Me: hey man, can I get you anything to drink?
Friend: for sure, thanks. I’d love a Cambridge creamsicle if you have any left!
Cambridge Creamsicle by Pinguin123 February 9, 2022

Kentucky creamsicle 

The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.
Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!
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