The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
Buy a
Creamsicle bush
mug!
When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
