Definitions by Bookbagman

Prostate Wings 

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

Prostate Wings by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Funk Stache 

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

Funk Stache by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Creamsicle bush 

The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.

I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.

Creamsicle bush by Bookbagman March 10, 2017