When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 05, 2017
When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.
Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!
Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
by Bookbagman February 10, 2022
The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
by Bookbagman March 10, 2017