2 definitions by Jaredlipp1717
When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.
Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.
by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022
The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.
by Jaredlipp1717 May 19, 2022