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The Tasmanian thumbcumber

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.

Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

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The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.

Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.

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