creamsicle

when you freeze your cum into popsicles and shove it up your ass to melt it

i tried a creamsicle with my shorty last night, it was awesome

by creamsiclelicker March 23, 2021

creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

by superslacker87 September 29, 2008

creamsicle

When you have sex with a girl who is on antibiotics for a urinary tract infection that causes her excretions to be orange thus making your penis orange after sex.

Willy just got done blowing his load in Wanda, who had a UTI, and his penis had orange bloches on it making it look like a creamsicle.

by Lawrence Taylor September 3, 2006

creamsicle

one that is extra creamy, has no life, totally lame, still lives with his/her parents, sleeps in their 1990 Star Wars bed sheets, uses the phrase- "hey there" and "kiddo".

"Hey there pretty ladies, can I buy you a beverage" - guy
"Sure" - two 30 year old women
"Comin right up!" - guy
(girls whispering to eachother) " that guy is so creamy"
"yeah, what a creamsicle"

by Nasti' Nati Nasti' Truth April 18, 2006

creamsicle

a stick, usually male, that is covered in thick, white cream. it may be either hot or cold. served warm, it delights those with exotic tastes. served cold, it pleases children (except shenk's students). either way it is served, it still makes aaron's grandma very happy.

Kerry, how many times do I have to tell you to keep that creamsicle out of your mouth?

Ruth enjoys her creamsicles hot, hard and full of cream.

by Die Lubemeister June 3, 2004

creamsicle

A penis with chlamydia (or a penis that has discharge)

Shaniqua shouted to her man, "You got a huge creamislce! i'm gonna lick that seepage right up!"

by Colie May 13, 2005

Creamsicle

Somebody who spends way too much time in the tanning booth, turning an unnatural fake orange color.

I went to the Hollywood party, and all I could see were Creamsicles.

Famous Creamsicles:
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Kim Cattrall
that guy who does the "I mean toasted" commercials on TV

by Angelacia July 12, 2007