Creeptile 

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

Creeptile by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010

creestyle 

To hangout and not do anything.

“I’m just kickin it creestyle today”

creestyle by TomJarvis101 October 2, 2022

creestyle 

To kick back and hangout.

“Sorry man I’m kickin it creestyle today”

creestyle by TomJarvis101 October 2, 2022

Standard Creepiness Rule 

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

Standard Creepiness Rule by languagefan July 9, 2011

Growing Up Creepie 

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

Growing Up Creepie by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

Creeptolli 

A person who seems normal, then one day bursts into an unexpected fit of violence and anger.

Did you see Creeptolli in math class today? He shoved me against the chalkboard! I thought he was just an average guy all this time.

Creeptolli by JimJim13 January 12, 2009

Creepaleep 

n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.

Ben, quit being such a creepaleep, they can see you in the bushes.

Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...

Creepaleep by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007