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Creepophile

A description for one who has a brilliant mind and superior intellect accompanied by a boarder line creepy obsession with true crime and or all things mystery. They are probably bad at geography and measurement conversions, but what they lack in skill they make up in witty banter.
Hey, you listen to the Mystery a la Carte podcast too? Oh man, we're total creepophiles!
Creepophile by macultra March 20, 2019

Creepaphobia 

A creeper comes up. You run. Creepaphobia has struck again.
Creepaphobia by 7luckz October 4, 2011

Creepophile

Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.
A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.
Creepophile by The Flying 69 March 5, 2009

creepophile

A nasty old guy who can't be proven to be a pedophile, so he's just a creepophile.
Pervert alert! Hey Sandy, there goes that nasty creepophile that lives over on Euclid Avenue.
creepophile by Angelacia June 8, 2007

creepaphobe 

Someone who is unreasonably afraid of people being creepy.
Bitch, stop being such a creepaphobe.
creepaphobe by Minigeek August 4, 2011

CrEePoPhILE. 

a teenage boy who thinks that moms and other married older women are attractive or hott.
zach you are a major CrEePoPhILE.
CrEePoPhILE. by hellosummer14 August 14, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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