Flavor Flav

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.
Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?
by The Flying 69 May 28, 2008
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jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.
person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!
by The Flying 69 January 27, 2008
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....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
by The Flying 69 September 06, 2009
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Tuna Fest

The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.
Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."

Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."

Person A: "Why?"

Person B: "Because you love weiner."

Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
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Ned Beatty'd

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
by The Flying 69 August 22, 2009
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Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.
person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."
by The Flying 69 March 27, 2008
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