4 definitions by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.
Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"
by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016
Get the Pornstein mug.
The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.
"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"
by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016
Get the The asslicker mug.
The gesture and sound combination one makes, when he is in a club or at a party looking for girls whom he later will proceed to insert his penis into. The gesture is made by wiggling one's fingers in front of the nose and moth, whilst saying a "bloobloobloobloo"-like sound in a considerably high pitch of one's voice. It is important to intensely search the room when performing the pussyscout, since the purpose of the action must be fulfilled.
Guy 1: "Dude, have you been pussyscouting any fuckable pussy in hear?"

Guy 2: "I havn't had the chance yet, one second. Bloobloobloobloobloo! "
by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016
Get the pussyscouting mug.
A person who has the fear of people finding out that he/she is a class-a pervert
Guy: "Brad is so scared of letting people borrow his phone. He thinks their gonna find his animal porn. He's a real creepophobe."
by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016
Get the Creepophobe mug.