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The type of debt that cripples your testicles. Like riding on a roller coaster made of money that explodes your finances at 24% APR.
Lonzo: Yo' my nigga, how you plannin on financin' dis new tv?
Sumdu: I'm on a $5/mo payment plan at only 37% interest!. I'm only going to be having to pay $3,000 for a $150 TV!
Lonzo: You in Credebt my Du!
Credebt by jEmess July 13, 2019
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credebt card 

That little piece of plastic with numbers on it that allows you to spend money that you definitely don't possess, thus creating huge amounts of personal debt.
Stacy: Wow. I love this Coach purse. I think I'll buy it.
Liz: But you don't have any money...
Stacy: Oh, that's no problem, I'll just use my credebt card.
credebt card by brittney_h April 18, 2008

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.
Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.
Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

credentialized 

the artificial self-enhancement that people seem to precive themselves to have while they are wearing an official laminated credential on a sponsored lanyard.
She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.
credentialized by LameCred September 10, 2010

Credentials

credentials having street credibility, being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished
Credentials is being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished
Credentials by Jones_popeye May 28, 2018
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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